I love Chinglish Signs.  For those who don’t know, Chinglish is English translated from Chinese badly.

I bought a bunk bed recently, and was amazed to see the safety label:

Chinglish Sign Image

 I’m not sure if you are meant to loosen the screwshave or tighten them?

Anyway, here are a couple great resources for Chinglishaholics:

Flickr - Chinglish Pool

http://www.chinglish.de/